Me, me, me, me, me, me........(a-hem)

"Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Happy Birthday dear PERFECT, INTENSE, POWERFUL, COMMANDING, POTENT, STUNNING, ALMIGHTY MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...
Happy Birthday to MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!"

Have you clicked on my wishlist b-day presents yet?? I thought so....I'll be looking for your Amazon box shortly.
STEVIE

P.S......see below:

Well, FAtMac had the BIG, FAT, FUCKIN, BLUBBERY BALLS to remind ME via LJ post that he did send some shoes with one of his ORDERED orders....<hahahahhahhhaHAHAHAHAHAH...damn, i'm a comedian>........BUT....they were too, too small for my gorgeous feet.  So, they were promptly returned to Amazon.  I'm perusing a replacement .............and IF i find something worthy of my pretty peds...............FatFUKKA might.........JUST MIGHT.....see a pic of what his wussy ass wallet bought for STEVIE. 

...and for even SUGGESTING that i left one of his purchases out of a post.....he can dream about me punching his FAT FUGGIN FUPA over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over.  Do i make myself clear?

FM.....in the meantime......start planin out my birthday purchase.....PUSSYFUCK!
No rest for the weary,
Stevie

I like that boom boom POW! As in "POW!!!....right in your whipped-ass wallet"  You're so two thousand and LATE....sukkas!!!!

Yes, yes, y'all.......as expected, FatMac n TittyBoy have, yet again, crawled across the floor on their hands and knees - with MOOBS draggin the floor - to get to their computers to click for beautiful STEVIE. <mmuuuhahahhahahah>

For starters, Fatfuck was ordered to appease each time the Buckeyes lost.  So...UPON THE SECOND FUCKIN DEFEAT, along came my second gift....post loss to Purdue.  Happy, smiling, lil brown Amazon box delivered to STEVIE with the following contents:

Preeeeettty color, eh?  It will completely match my baby blues.  FATTY....you sure know how to click....ollow orders....be a shopping tool....and, well, be a biiiiig oooool BITCH!!!!  hahhahahha.  Shout it from the mountain tops....."I'M A BIG OL BITCH FOR STEVIE".  Do it!!!

Now, on to pretty boy, TittyBoy.  Per my ORDERS!....shhhhheee-hheee finally got his/her panties/jockstrap out of a bunch, got decked out in HEIDI HO gear and headed to the local market to find a BIG, FAT sausage to hold:



I bout lost my lunch LAUGHING when I first saw this pic!!!  I hear that someone at the market yelled "have fun with that!!!".  Dang....that would be one STANK-ASS sausage stand-in schlong!  BTW, Tittyboy....sure looks like  you are startin to fill out that costume.  Grrrrlllll......those mammary glands be a-kickin in!  Milk, milk, lemonaide......(look it up - it is a girlie grade school chant that you can do now that you have bubbies).    Um, by the way, PRINCESS....CLASSIC on the license plates. Way to go with  your relentless power over "the change".... no lookin back now, TB.   Can't wait to hear bout the looks you'll be gettin with those plates...have fun at stop lights! 

 I effortlessly ORDERED TittyBoy to get me one of theeeee hottest shoes I've seen in a long -ss time.  Check out these mother scratchers!



These pics don't BEGIN to do these hot fuckers justice.  So.....let me take care of that:



Tssssssssssssssssssssssssss.....................HAWWWWWT. 

NOW....for the most important part of his LJ post....my impending birthday on Nov 20th.  Let's all be good lil dick-lick suck-ups and start perusing my amazon wishlist for the oh so perfect b-day gift for STEVIE......oh, and it WILL be perfect - cause I picked it!  Idiot.

Later, teabaggers!!
Stevie


 

Buckeyes loss + Fatty's loss = STEVIE'S GAIN!!!  How bout that math???!!!  ME LIKEY!!

Yup, my beloved Buckeyes sucked it up and lost to USC....so FatFucker had to suffer.  I was SOOOO PISSED at that loss...the only thing that would ease my angst was a little retail therap....on FATTY's wallet.  AHAHHAhahahah!!  What a bafoooooooon.

Here is what Tons-o-Fun was ordered to buy for ME to TRY make my football frown turn upside down:



FUCK USC!!!  ....and the Buckeyes better pull a win outta their asses today against Illinios...or there will be more amazon hell to pay.  Actually, if they win...we'll need to celebrate!...with a wishlist shopping spree!!  I KNOW that sounds just delightful, right?  Bitchboy??  I need new spray tanner...pronto.   So, let's see.....win or lose.....you're fucked.  I like those odds.

Tittyboy??...what the fuck?  We need NEW Oktoberfest pics....the old ones are....well FUCKIN OLD!!  Since you got your man-panties in a bunch and missed it this year....the next best thing would be YOU, in WalMart, dressed as Heidi, buying....WEINERSCNITZEL!!!!  AhAahahahha....oh i'm such a fuggin genius.  Can you imagine...seeing a she-male, trotting thru WalMart carrying SAUSAGE!!!???  Ok...dress up as our beloved Heidi-HO, then go have a conversation with the SuperWalMart MEAT MAN!!  Ask him allllllllllllll about his sausage varieties....footlongs, brats, bahama mamas, etc....while you TUCK N PRAY.  Maybe you need to ask him if you can "hold one"....Ohhhh EMMMM Geee.....to be a fly on that butchers' wall.  ahhaha.  Pics, pics, pics. 

Fagarina......your last IMs were pathetic.  You remain a total doucherag.  I still laugh at your sorry ass face.

CHEERS to PRINCESS, DDR & ME!   btw....welcome back, PRINCESS.
Sgt. Stevie
Boss Lady

Well, Sissies....it's THAT time of year again.....Oktoberfest!!!  ...and you know what that means.....riiiiiight?  Time for TittyBoy to dress up like Heidi, yet again, and share HIS/HER goods with the crazies at that time-honored, German drunk-fest!! 

TUCK n PLUCK, TittyBoy!! 
Pics & Vids....ASAP!!
STEVIE

Yeah, I said it FAT MAC......this might be overdue, but you are allllllllllllllllways deserving of lack of appreciation, eh?  AHAHHAHAHHAH!!!

...a hearty belly-blowin "YES" is the answer to that rhetorical question, hubba bubba deluxe.   omg....i'm so flippin ass crackin myself up.

So, let's see....what do i have in my FAT MAC, PUSSYSHOPPING BOY, FOOL AND HIS MONEY archive that i haven't yet shared with the masses??? 

FIRST OF ALL...take THIS:



YES YES YES....you still worship me....even after I so easily forgot about your FAT FUCK loser face.  FAT MAC who?????

Secondly...I suppose I'll show some of the shit you bough me a few months back...just cause i'm bored:



...now....TAKE THIS.....



LOVE MYYYYYadidas shoes you dropped your hard earned dollar on:



don't ignore the FUCK YOU i so beautifully deliver.   CRY, CRYBABY.............

Want more?   Well, you are gonna have to get down on your chubby knees and ASK for it OVER and OVER and OVER....and maybe I'll hear your weak ass voice.  You'll just have to wait for an answer.

...as for the Flipcam....yeah, i got it.  no new vids yet.  that is BEYOND a privilege.  dream on. 

So....what do you have to say for your sorry, slobby, slobbery, slow-moving-as-cement self?  I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!!!!!!!

You are pathetic.
Boss Lady .....aka: Sgt. Stevie.

Waaaaay better link....video and all.  I think it is TittyBoy's long lost shemale sister/brother.....

http://www.whiotv.com/news/19697272/detail.html

DAMN, that shit is funny!!!
Stevie

Hmmm....check out this national news headline.....thought the authorities finall busted TittyBoy:

http://www.wtte28.com/template/inews_wire/wires.regional.oh/39ba413d-www.wtte28.com.shtml

Maybe they should start focusing on tanning salons.  AHHAHAHAHAAHA.

Look over your shoulder, TB......
Stevie

Hello and a heart-felt fuck off to all you ankle biters out there...

Here's the latest on ME:

Hot damn!!....my big blubbering bitch boy shopping fool, FatMac, is STILL bringin ME the goods....whether he knows it or not.  That bday gc is still payin off.  Nordstrom witnessed my most recent retail rape and I walked off with some serious BLING BLING:



Next to my new tan, this white & sliver & diamond trio looks soooo unfucking believable!!!  Tsssssss......hot.  The perpetual fat one continues to lose $$ to those powerful women that he can't resist.  We're like a bag of doritos or a box of king dongs....you know, once you start -  you can't stop.  Too late, huh Fatty?  It's gonna be a sloooooow bleed..... 

Fagarina's been hiding with that dried flower arrangement between his legs - HAHHAHAHA!  That's sick, true ANNND funny.  I still punch my punching bag with his clowny ballerina face pouting back at me...POW POW....right in the kisser, Faggy. 

TittyBoy - you still awaiting further direction from our end?  Well, keep waiting, woman-in-the-making....while your tatas grow like fleshy piles of spring weeds - somethin oh sooo good is being planned.  Charge the batteries in your phone/camcorder....documentation is a must.  PRINCESS' little Lady Frankenstein project MUST be paraded for all to see....muuuaahahahahhahahahah!  Ahhh, feels good to aid and abet in puppeteering such a hot mess.....

What more can I say.....my life is FAB and so am I.....
Cheers to ME!
Stevie

...here's a biiiiiiig, pinching titty twister on those niblets of TittyBoy's...look at the SMOKIN HOT shoes he/she promptly! sent my way:

 

BEHOLD the glory!....Damn, I'm sexy.  Need any other reason to shop more and more and more and more for ME?? Didn't think so.  Wipe the drool off your slack jaw....  Your marching orders?  Take out wallet, smack yourself across the face, shop MY Amazon Wishlist....NOW, nad breath:


Stevie

....a totally unimportant afterthought....FatMac (not Faggy) MIGHT have bought me these, but who the fuck really cares - they're mine now: