Waaaaay better link....video and all.  I think it is TittyBoy's long lost shemale sister/brother.....

http://www.whiotv.com/news/19697272/detail.html

DAMN, that shit is funny!!!
Stevie

Hmmm....check out this national news headline.....thought the authorities finall busted TittyBoy:

http://www.wtte28.com/template/inews_wire/wires.regional.oh/39ba413d-www.wtte28.com.shtml

Maybe they should start focusing on tanning salons.  AHHAHAHAHAAHA.

Look over your shoulder, TB......
Stevie

Hello and a heart-felt fuck off to all you ankle biters out there...

Here's the latest on ME:

Hot damn!!....my big blubbering bitch boy shopping fool, FatMac, is STILL bringin ME the goods....whether he knows it or not.  That bday gc is still payin off.  Nordstrom witnessed my most recent retail rape and I walked off with some serious BLING BLING:



Next to my new tan, this white & sliver & diamond trio looks soooo unfucking believable!!!  Tsssssss......hot.  The perpetual fat one continues to lose $$ to those powerful women that he can't resist.  We're like a bag of doritos or a box of king dongs....you know, once you start -  you can't stop.  Too late, huh Fatty?  It's gonna be a sloooooow bleed..... 

Fagarina's been hiding with that dried flower arrangement between his legs - HAHHAHAHA!  That's sick, true ANNND funny.  I still punch my punching bag with his clowny ballerina face pouting back at me...POW POW....right in the kisser, Faggy. 

TittyBoy - you still awaiting further direction from our end?  Well, keep waiting, woman-in-the-making....while your tatas grow like fleshy piles of spring weeds - somethin oh sooo good is being planned.  Charge the batteries in your phone/camcorder....documentation is a must.  PRINCESS' little Lady Frankenstein project MUST be paraded for all to see....muuuaahahahahhahahahah!  Ahhh, feels good to aid and abet in puppeteering such a hot mess.....

What more can I say.....my life is FAB and so am I.....
Cheers to ME!
Stevie

...here's a biiiiiiig, pinching titty twister on those niblets of TittyBoy's...look at the SMOKIN HOT shoes he/she promptly! sent my way:

 

BEHOLD the glory!....Damn, I'm sexy.  Need any other reason to shop more and more and more and more for ME?? Didn't think so.  Wipe the drool off your slack jaw....  Your marching orders?  Take out wallet, smack yourself across the face, shop MY Amazon Wishlist....NOW, nad breath:


Stevie

....a totally unimportant afterthought....FatMac (not Faggy) MIGHT have bought me these, but who the fuck really cares - they're mine now:

Alrightie, yes-men......brace your saggy ball sacs......Stevie is BACK IN BUSINESS.  Where has my beauty been, you ask? <in your squeaky, mouse-like voice>.....

ughghghghgh.....here's the deal.  My awesome, new laptop computer was unintentionlally dropped on its head and went BOOM.  ...and by "boom", I mean kaput...kompletely.  So, long-ass story short - laptop went to dorkwaud, computer geek specialist and  - la-deeee-dahhhhh - - one new hard drive and a shitload of cashola later....VOILA.....I'm ready to wallet-rape you lame-cokcs again and again and again (and, um, again).  You can thank the computer geeks later....HA.

So...sing along with me...."Ceeeeellll-e-brate good times, c'mon!! " WOO HOO.......good luck sleepin with the Celebration Stevie song dancin through your head. 

Ok, try this - rewind a bit - a month or so - if your brainzzzz can handle it.......here are some proper amazon purchases that were made for ME ME ME while my computer was down down down:

$400 Nordstrom gift card from FAT MAC.  Oh fuck yeah...weak-sauce runs through his veins.  This is what his FATNESS' financial front bought ME during MY first trip there:



No worries, FatFukka....I still have BUBBA bucks left and will continue to strut & prance through N'strom on your dumb-ass dough-boy dollarsssssss.  ahhahahahahHAHAHAH!  What a PUSSY!!  Say it FATMAC....you know you want to P-U-S-S-Y!!!!

...and now, FAGARINA.  Where the hell do I begin wtih you weenie breath?  You, my little pink twit, were SOOOO beat into submission with my veritable violent verbiage and BROKE like the mangina he is.  Here are some of Faggy's purchases:




YES, Faggy, you soooooooo easily catered to my every workout need....punching bag, gloves, trainer gloves and a variety of Adidas jackets....SCORE for STEVE!  You are gettin to be quite the shopping bitch of mine, as well. 

But waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a wittle minute.....did you see what that punching bag had on it????? 
Just what STEVIE needs to wail on OVER and OVER and OVER and OVER....look clooooosely, cocksuckers:



HOW RICH IS THAT?????  Whether I want to WHOMP his head or his "head".....I'm in luck.  BWWWWAhahahahhahaha.  Faggy - now you are LITERALLY the "punch" line.....and still the spineless sap we love to laughhhhhh our pretty little heads off at.

TITTYBOY...haven't heard anything from your hormonally hopped up, he-girl self lately......how does your titty garden grow?  Sproutin anything new lately?  You been tuckin & pluckin like a good girl should??  By the way....hope you've been pracicing your 4" heel hustle....we always have a plan for you.  Anytime....be prepared.  Maybe you need to buy me some new shoes on my amazon list....that would inspire you, no doubt.  I have some HOT HOT HOT ones you can gawk at....then click on. 

Anyone else up for a Stevie slamdown?  I dare you......................................................................................................................you'll be fucked.   Enter my world at your own risk.

That's all for now, dog droppings.  You KNOW you wanna buy more for ME.....so get busy.  Spring shoes are in the air...and in your shopping cart....SNAPPPPP.

In the meantime, I haunt you....
Stevie

hahaha....fucked FATMAC with this one:

On your knees and cast your eyes upon the beautiful birthday girl....
Titty Boy was a good little freak and sent me some kick-ass Guess shoes - with an accompanying birthday note wishing he/she might eventually strut with the confidence I have when sporting fierce 4" heels.  Keep practicing, chick with dick.  Maybe that third leg is throwin off your swagger....
Stevie

For your shopping & serving pleasure:

STEVIE's WISHLIST

My b-day is a mere 15 days away.  This gives you plenty o time to dump dollars for ME.

God, I love a fool and his money.
Word to your wallet...
Stevie

But of course you do!!!!  What a rhetorical question. Yes, yes, my dear doggy droppings....it has been waaaay too long since you've heard from the beautiful Stevie.  I've been flyin below the radar for quite some time - but  hold on tight to your shriveled ball sacks....the BITCH IS BACK, boys!!!  

Here are a few things I've received over the last few months:

 

Hale Bob shoes, which I sooo adore!  These yellow numbers showed up some time ago.  They have a VERY high arch, but I heart them, nonetheless.  Not sure who sent them.....but the bitch-slapped sucker did right.  The ones next to them - also the Hale Bob brand - were a FatMac attack purchase from long, long ago...yet another special shoe delivery for Stevie.  FatMac should have that 4" heel firmly planted in his back fat.  Giddy-up, FM!!

Now, those of you who know how I feel about the Buckeyes must know that I am writhing in anger at their STUPID mistakes on the field this past weekend.  Penn State railed our asses.....and we deserved it.  The only good thing that happened during that pathetic excuse of a game was that I got to wear the comfy-cozy Buckeye oufit that TittyBoy sent me.  I just looooove prezzies:


This set is sooooooooo comfortable!  ...and I had to laugh my ass off.....as TittyBoy read the part of my journal ranting over the Buckeyes losing to USC - I stated that the Buckeyes sucked balls.  ...to which TB responded with the awesome Buckeye outfit and an accompanying gift card "you say the Buckeyes suck balls - and I do, too!!"  BwhahahhahahahahaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhbhbhbhbhaahaha!  That's clown funny....and so true.  DANG, giirrrrlll.....I see that you are pushin 231 ellll beees!!  Gettin quiet hefty, eh?  Can't wait to see what part of your flub on which to permanently honor PRINCESS in ink.  That is going to be kick ass!!   Maybe on one of those boy boobies you are trying to harvest?

Alrightie, worshipers.....I'm off to watch my fave shows - Dirty Sexy Money and Lipstick Jungle.  I'm hooked!  ...and have to flippin dvr one because they run at the same time.  Blah...network nazis.  ....then off to bed - cause I'm up at the ass-crack of dawn (4:45 a.m!!) to go to my daily morning bootcamp class.  YES, look out for Sgt. Stevie!!!  As if I couldn't kick all of your pansy asses already.  I'm adding ohhh so  many new moves to  my repertoire.....so if you didn't fear me before.....you best.  Fagarina??  How ya like me now?  I could roundhouse you and FatMac in the nut sacks in one swift kick....ahhahah!   You and your tutu would drop like the stock market. 

Later, losers. 
Stevie

DAMNNN, minion bitches......I get back from a 10 day relaxing vacation and here awaits several beautiful, brown Amazon boxes.....Christmas in June....YAYYY for Stevie!!

Here's how it goes:

2 bottles of Alterna Caviar shampoo & conditioner....$130 (yes, my hair deserves caviar!!)
Brown n white Adidas workout suit......$85
Stevie giddy n happy cuttin open Amazon boxes.....$215
FatMac scrambling to pay his visa bill..............PRICELESS!!!!



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaahahhahaha.   What a flippin laugh.   Shall I submit to Visa for a formal commercial....hell yeah!!!  Oh, you know you knob-rubbers would watch. 

Fat Fool Fuck does it again.  Helllloooo???!!!  His resistance to Stevie is, um, niiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil.  Zip. Zero. Negative. Nothing.  He can't even begin to deny my happiness.  Give it up, jello fellow.  You have been in my extra-large cross-hairs for waaay too long now.  You can whine and moan that you don't have cash, but somehow, you alllllllllllllllllllllwyas find a way to click on my Amazon shit.........doesn't surprise me.   I am so worth your povetry...............and you know this.  Your gargantuan, gullible gullet gets you in trouble every time.

So, hmmm......................what next, you ask?  I think I may have a FatMac story ready for you.   Is it a court episode?  A spinning room beat-down??   That depends.  How's your clicker feelin these days?  I'm conjuring up quuuuuuuite a story.  I KNOW you have time on your chuuuuub-a-dub hands....................and when you've fallen and your fat-ass can't get up, this little FatMac novel might just bring you some comfort as you wriggle n wither in pain, wishing you could just hoist yourself back up and buy me..................um..........................a snapple.........................and some donuts??  ahahhahammmmmmmauauuauauauammmmmahahahah.

Inside joke, fuck wauds.  You want your own?  Earn it......maggots.

Fatty?????...<wussy ass "yessss???">...more later, Stevie's personal ass kisser.
Stevie
 

 Fatmac's wallet gets BITCH-SLAPPED....